The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.
This is not one of them.
all babies look the same but some are ugly
you posted this after I sent you a picture of me as a baby
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test
i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem